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Monday, February 25, 2008

my new boyfriend

So, driving home from Stroller Strides this morning I was behind a pickup truck owned by my new boyfriend. He had a few bumper stickers on his truck that totally turned me on. The first: "I brake for animals. Then I skin them and eat them."

The second: "Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat."

I didn't catch all of the third one, since it was essentially a paragraph in small type under the banner of GUN CONTROL. But I did read far enough to see that it had something to do with a woman being brought into an alley, raped, and strangled with her panty hose. Really? You put that on your car?

I tried to get his number but he suddenly turned into a parking lot. Maybe he didn't like the look on my face or something? Oh, well. Someday.


2 comments:

danielle =) said...

sounds H-O-T-T Emily! Congrats!

The Smith Family said...

Where can I find someone like that??? There has got to be more... unfortunately!