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Saturday, March 31, 2007

man, i must be a dummy

Ton Ton: "If I only had a video for every foolish thing you've done, I'd have a million bucks."

Shemmy: "Why, would you sell the videos?"

Ton Ton: "Yeah."

Shemmy: "For a million bucks each?"

Ton Ton: "No, for a penny each. That's how many videos I'd have."

Friday, March 30, 2007

d-day approaches

Our EDDs, as predicted by various groups:

April 2, 2007 - Ultrasound #1

April 5, 2007 - Ultrasound #2, Ton Ton

April 6, 2007 - babycenter.com

April 7, 2007 - babyzone.com

April 8, 2007 - Shemmy, Doctor

Then there's our doula, Cassaundra, who assuredly let us know that "most first pregnancies last 41 weeks and one day." So,

April 16, 2007 - Doula

Heh. Heh-heh.

I was in Wal-Mart yesterday getting some "last minute" (?) things, like a diaper pail, when a gangly, mustachioed bucko sauntered by and pointedly observed, "Somebody's havin' a baaaaby."

I politely nodded and said, "Uh, uh."

As he continued on he guffawed, "Ya sure it's not twins?!"

OK, men, here are a couple cardinal rules:

1.) Unless you are 150% sure that a woman is pregnant, do NOT ask her when she's due.

2.) If you are 150% sure she is pregnant, do NOT ask her if she is carrying multiples.

Let's get with the program, guys.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

29

Happy birthday to me
Woke up 12 times to pee
My sciatica runs from
My back to my knee

Sunday, March 25, 2007

the most beauiful i've ever felt

Belly Portraits
38th Week of Pregnancy
March 20, 2007












preggo pop

the pregnancy journey.

baby is due in 2 weeks!

i wish we had been keeping better track of the changes in my body, but we have been taking some pictures along the way. last week (week 37!) i had some portraits taken in my back yard. they turned out beautiful; i'll be posting them later.

this has been the most amazing adventure.


Week 13
mila is excited to meet her new sister!


Week 23
busting out the maternity wear.


Week 28
enjoying a beautiful weekend in san fransisco.


Week 30


Week 31
rough life on maui.


Week 32


Week 34


Week 35
with mom and bro adam.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

what?


We are Ton Ton and Shemmy.

We live on Maui, Hawaii.

Ton Ton and I thought it would be fun to start a blog. Help me, this is not so fun. I try, but I am not a computer commando.

from the mouth of my babe


Ton Ton says funny things.

I've been keeping a log of them for some time now.

Check them out at Ton Ton Quotes.

Love ya, monkey.
- Shemmy

Friday, March 23, 2007

why not a basset hound?

Ton Ton: "I wonder if we could get an Alaskan Husky to go down the slopes with us when we go skiing."

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

wonder who would win

Ton Ton: "I can't wait to get into a boxing ring with you again."
(During a conversation we had in my eighth month of pregnancy, in which it was debated whether I had gotten too fat.)

Sunday, March 11, 2007

as long as i can still listen to social distortion

Ton Ton: "I'm totally down with country living and Amish lifestyle."

Saturday, March 3, 2007

whew, that was close

Ton Ton: "Man, I'm glad I didn't have to go under the house with my sudoku."